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		<title>In the interest of fairness and balance</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1700/in-the-interest-of-fairness-and-balance</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even if you ignore the silly Jesus stuff in the beginning of this video, it&#8217;s obvious that the ridiculous ACORN witch hunt is not about illegal activity, it&#8217;s about ideology. There are government contractors with FAR more egregious records of fraud (Northrop Grumman, etc.) and other illegal activity including murder (Blackwater) that are not receiving [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even if you ignore the silly Jesus stuff in the beginning of this video, it&#8217;s obvious that the ridiculous ACORN witch hunt is not about illegal activity, it&#8217;s about ideology. There are government contractors with FAR more egregious records of fraud (Northrop Grumman, etc.) and other illegal activity including <em>murder</em> (Blackwater) that are not receiving the same scrutiny.</p>
<p>In fact, Sean Hannity <a href="http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/juan-williams-why-dont-you-go-after-blackw">dismissed Blackwater&#8217;s actions</a> because they are, in his words, &#8220;keeping us safe.&#8221; (Don&#8217;t get me started on <em>that</em> little bit of wingnut fantasy.)</p>
<p>As I&#8217;ve posted <a href="http://www.pauld.net/blog/2009/09/23/random-internet-wisdom-132/">before</a>, if Acorn was in the business of KILLING brown people instead of HELPING them this would not be an issue.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T2a4MEAoxko&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T2a4MEAoxko&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Video link: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2a4MEAoxko">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2a4MEAoxko</a></p>
<p>Oh, and the <a href="http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h3571/text">Defund ACORN Act</a> IS a &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_of_attainder">bill of attainder</a>&#8221; and, as such, is unconstitutional. But Fox won&#8217;t tell you that. In fact, the only way it could be constitutional is if it is applied equally to &#8220;any organization that has been charged with breaking federal or state election laws, lobbying disclosure laws, campaign finance laws or filing fraudulent paperwork with any federal or state agency [, or applied to] any of the employees, contractors or other folks affiliated with a group charged with any of those things.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/22/whoops-anti-acorn-bill-ro_n_294949.html">&#8220;In other words, the bill could plausibly defund the entire military-industrial complex.&#8221;</a></p>
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		<title>And people wonder why the White House disregards Fox News</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDR47EKTrCQ]]></description>
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<p>YouTube link: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDR47EKTrCQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDR47EKTrCQ</a></p>
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		<title>Ann Coulter gets it all wrong on &#8220;Willie Horton&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;it&#8217;s pathetic, really, truly, in a &#8220;Look at the rabbits, Lenny&#8221; kind of way, how now, with Ted Kennedy dead and the Chappaquiddick arrows gone, Coulter&#8217;s quiver of reference points is getting emptier and emptier. All she&#8217;s really got left is passive aggressive Bill Clinton sex remarks. Reading her columns these days, now that she&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8230;it&#8217;s pathetic, really, truly, in a &#8220;Look at the rabbits, Lenny&#8221; kind of way, how now, with Ted Kennedy dead and the Chappaquiddick arrows gone, Coulter&#8217;s quiver of reference points is getting emptier and emptier. All she&#8217;s really got left is passive aggressive Bill Clinton sex remarks. Reading her columns these days, now that she&#8217;s been out-batshitted by Glenn Beck and out-babed by Sarah Palin, is not unlike listening to a toothless meth addicted woman at a bar tell you how hot she used to be and won&#8217;t you please let her suck your dick for a dollar.</p></blockquote>
<p>Go. Read. Laugh: <a href="http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2009/10/why-ann-coulter-is-cunt-part-45307-with.html">The Rude Pundit</a></p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1687/random-internet-wisdom-135</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honestly, is there anything more amusing than watching the GOP Noise Machine lecture people about accuracy and treating people fairly?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly, is there anything more amusing than watching the GOP Noise Machine lecture people about accuracy and treating people fairly? </p>
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		<title>Irony is officially dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Link to video]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TI2iV_TgHJU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TI2iV_TgHJU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI2iV_TgHJU&amp;feature=player_embedded">Link to video</a></p>
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		<title>Beck&#8217;s czar idiocy finally exposed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Fact. Bush had more czars than Obama. 2. Fact. The number of czars a given administration has means absolutely nothing. 3. Fact. The term &#8220;czar&#8221; is a media fabrication. There is no official title of &#8220;[Something] Czar&#8221; in any administration. 4. Fact. Most of the &#8220;czars&#8221; Glenn Beck is fixated upon actually WERE vetted [...]]]></description>
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<p>1. Fact. Bush had more czars than Obama.</p>
<p>2. Fact. The number of czars a given administration has means absolutely nothing.</p>
<p>3. Fact. The term &#8220;czar&#8221; is a media fabrication. There is no official title of &#8220;[Something] Czar&#8221; in any administration.</p>
<p>4. Fact. Most of the &#8220;czars&#8221; Glenn Beck is fixated upon actually WERE vetted and approved by Congress, contrary to his claims.</p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching Chris Wallace interview Dick Cheney is a little like watching a 13-year-old girl interview the Jonas Brothers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watching Chris Wallace interview Dick Cheney is a little like watching a 13-year-old girl interview the Jonas Brothers.</p>
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		<title>Glenn Beck went full McCarthy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody knows you never go full McCarthy. link]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everybody knows you never go <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffEdO-UG4ZU#t=1m50s">full McCarthy</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2009/08/communists_ever.html">link</a></p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1635/random-internet-wisdom-128</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glenn Beck has no bloody clue what a &#8220;coup&#8221; is. Though his process of stringing together inflammatory words isn&#8217;t dependent upon accuracy and intellectual honesty.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glenn Beck has no bloody clue what a &#8220;<a href="http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200908310007">coup</a>&#8221; is. Though his process of stringing together inflammatory words isn&#8217;t dependent upon accuracy and intellectual honesty.</p>
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		<title>Oh yes. Hilarity will ensue</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin + Glenn Beck 4-ever! The biggest joke in American politics wholeheartedly embraces the biggest joke on American TV. I&#8217;m salivating at the prospects. Keep an eye on this is one, folks. link]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah Palin + Glenn Beck 4-ever!</p>
<p>The biggest joke in American politics wholeheartedly embraces the biggest joke on American TV.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m <em>salivating</em> at the prospects. Keep an eye on this is one, folks.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=25999">link</a></p>
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