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Ladies and gentlemen…Dick Morris:

“I feel badly for the two journalists, but what were they doing in North Korea in the first place? … Maybe they don’t come home.  Maybe they go to North Korea and they live with the consequences of their decision to go there.”

No, he really said it. There’s video!

Here’s video of Glenn Beck and some wingnut guest of his, Michael Scheuer, actually wishing for bin Laden to launch another attack on the U.S.

Actual quote: “Only Osama can execute an attack which will force Americans to demand that their government protect them effectively, consistently, and with as much violence as necessary.”

What a fucking ghoul. I’m not making this up.

Video after the jump. Read the rest…

Former top Cheney aide David Addington (whose prevarications and smug, arrogant attitude I’ve blogged about here) can’t seem to find a job in a post-Bush world.

Nice to see the Bush economy isn’t only affecting poor people.

My heart bleeds for him.

When asked how he is preparing for his trip to Gaza as a correspondent for Pajamas Media and what precautions he will take for his own safety, Joe the Plumber actually replied:

Being a Christian, I’m pretty well protected by God, I believe.

Yeah, as opposed to all those dirty Muslims and Jews who are getting the crap bombed out of them.

Douchebag.

As Jon Stewart said, “Joe, if I were you I would mention that as often as possible. Maybe put it on a t-shirt. Enjoy your trip!”

Fuck you, Joe. Fuck you in your ear hole.

Michael Minelli is suing Simon & Schuster because he does not think his photograph belongs in the book Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

More here.

Douchebag…

(In case you can’t make out the text on his shirt, it reads “NIGGER PLEASE!! It’s a WHITE house.”)

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It’s widely accepted that YouTube has the worst commenters on the Internet. Take a look for yourself. But be warned: the stupid…it burns.

The only real flaw with this comic is that it assumes your average YouTube commenter even has a conscience, or enough sense to realize how fucking stupid and douchey they sound.

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“We went into Iraq at the invitation of the government, not as an invasion.”

- Dick Morris, on Hannity & Colmes 8/22/08

FOX & Friends host Brian Kilmeade:

KILMEADE: Michael, first off, is Bin Laden — excuse me, uh, is Osama — uh, is Barack Obama right when he says the central location of the war on terror is in Afghanistan?

I can sympathize. Whenever I try to say Kilmeade’s name, I accidentally say the name “Brainfart Douchebaggery.”

Also, saying “Osama” is one thing. But Kilmeade said “Bin Laden.” That makes it sound suspiciously deliberate. Which it was.

Bob Cesca