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	<title>Chickenbutt &#187; conservatives</title>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1729/random-internet-wisdom-139</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this in the comments section of an article on the Tea Party movement. I am a conservative. I believe in: Conserving the environment Conserving a woman&#8217;s right to choose Conserving the quality of life for the middle class Conserving the rights of all people to live the life they choose with whom they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this in the comments section of an article on the Tea Party movement.</p>
<blockquote><p>I am a conservative. I believe in:<br />
Conserving the environment<br />
Conserving a woman&#8217;s right to choose<br />
Conserving the quality of life for the middle class<br />
Conserving the rights of all people to live the life they choose with whom they choose in the way they choose<br />
Conserving your right to believe in God and my right to deny god<br />
Conserving my right to pursue a long and healthy life<br />
Conserving the infrastructure that made this nation great.<br />
I believe in paying my taxes, all of them.<br />
I do not believe in loopholes, corporations having the rights of individual humans, congress having more access to health care than the poorest of the poor<br />
Because I am a conservative.<br />
Tea Party &#8220;conservatism&#8221; is not conservative; it is reactionary and racist.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Stay classy, Colorado State Senator Dave Schultheis</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1710/stay-classy-colorado-state-senator-dave-schultheis</link>
		<comments>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1710/stay-classy-colorado-state-senator-dave-schultheis#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Douchebag. link]]></description>
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<p>Douchebag.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.alan.com/2009/11/11/colorado-gop-state-senator-compares-obama-to-911-hijackers/">link</a></p>
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		<title>What a bunch of fucking children</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1708/what-a-bunch-of-fucking-children</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; Unruly Republicans Disrupt Health Care Debate]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMdlcnK_MI4&amp;feature=player_embedded#">YouTube &#8211; Unruly Republicans Disrupt Health Care Debate</a></p>
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		<title>Ann Coulter gets it all wrong on &#8220;Willie Horton&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pauld.net/blog/2009/10/22/ann-coulter-gets-it-all-wrong-on-willie-horton/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;it&#8217;s pathetic, really, truly, in a &#8220;Look at the rabbits, Lenny&#8221; kind of way, how now, with Ted Kennedy dead and the Chappaquiddick arrows gone, Coulter&#8217;s quiver of reference points is getting emptier and emptier. All she&#8217;s really got left is passive aggressive Bill Clinton sex remarks. Reading her columns these days, now that she&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8230;it&#8217;s pathetic, really, truly, in a &#8220;Look at the rabbits, Lenny&#8221; kind of way, how now, with Ted Kennedy dead and the Chappaquiddick arrows gone, Coulter&#8217;s quiver of reference points is getting emptier and emptier. All she&#8217;s really got left is passive aggressive Bill Clinton sex remarks. Reading her columns these days, now that she&#8217;s been out-batshitted by Glenn Beck and out-babed by Sarah Palin, is not unlike listening to a toothless meth addicted woman at a bar tell you how hot she used to be and won&#8217;t you please let her suck your dick for a dollar.</p></blockquote>
<p>Go. Read. Laugh: <a href="http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2009/10/why-ann-coulter-is-cunt-part-45307-with.html">The Rude Pundit</a></p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1680/random-internet-wisdom-133</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, the trauma of 9/11 made some on the left go a little nuts. It also made a lot of folks on the right go nuts in different ways, and eight years later we&#8217;re still stuck in two wars as a result. But the whole Obama &#8220;birther&#8221; thing is a different kettle of fish insofar [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, the trauma of 9/11 made some on the left go a little nuts. It also made a lot of folks on the right go nuts in different ways, and eight years later we&#8217;re still stuck in two wars as a result. But the whole Obama &#8220;birther&#8221; thing is a different kettle of fish insofar as the only &#8220;trauma&#8221; these people seem to have suffered is living to see the day a black man got elected President.</p>
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		<title>Irony is officially dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Link to video]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI2iV_TgHJU&amp;feature=player_embedded">Link to video</a></p>
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		<title>More media laziness on Wilson&#8217;s lie</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1659/more-media-laziness-on-wilsons-lie</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It never ends. The New York Times publishes over 600 words on Joe Wilson&#8217;s &#8220;you lie&#8221; outburst, without ONCE pointing out that Obama was telling the truth. MSNBC&#8217;s Andrea Mitchell spent an entire segment on the incident and never got around to telling her viewers who was right. This is how conservatives dominate the media. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It never ends.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/11/us/politics/11Wilson.html?_r=2&amp;hp">New York Times</a> publishes over 600 words on Joe Wilson&#8217;s &#8220;you lie&#8221; outburst, without ONCE pointing out that Obama was telling the truth.</p>
<p>MSNBC&#8217;s Andrea Mitchell spent an entire segment on the incident and never got around to telling her viewers who was right.</p>
<p>This is how conservatives dominate the media. They can make any claim they want, and it&#8217;s basis in fact will never be questioned or countered. The press will simply go to the Democrats, ask for a comment, and report it without actually informing their readers/audience who is telling the truth.</p>
<p><a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/200909100019">link</a></p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1635/random-internet-wisdom-128</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glenn Beck has no bloody clue what a &#8220;coup&#8221; is. Though his process of stringing together inflammatory words isn&#8217;t dependent upon accuracy and intellectual honesty.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glenn Beck has no bloody clue what a &#8220;<a href="http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200908310007">coup</a>&#8221; is. Though his process of stringing together inflammatory words isn&#8217;t dependent upon accuracy and intellectual honesty.</p>
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		<title>Oh yes. Hilarity will ensue</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1617/oh-yes-hilarity-will-ensue</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin + Glenn Beck 4-ever! The biggest joke in American politics wholeheartedly embraces the biggest joke on American TV. I&#8217;m salivating at the prospects. Keep an eye on this is one, folks. link]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah Palin + Glenn Beck 4-ever!</p>
<p>The biggest joke in American politics wholeheartedly embraces the biggest joke on American TV.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m <em>salivating</em> at the prospects. Keep an eye on this is one, folks.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=25999">link</a></p>
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		<title>Lies, damn lies, and Fox News</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1606/lies-damn-lies-and-fox-news</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no secret that Fox News is completely devoid of any semblance of impartiality (or even actual journalism.) They&#8217;re not even trying anymore, really. What&#8217;s worse, is that they seem to be deliberately misinforming their viewership in order to advance the Republican agenda. For Pete&#8217;s sake, study done in 2006 determined that a majority of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no secret that Fox News is completely devoid of any semblance of impartiality (or even actual journalism.) They&#8217;re not even trying anymore, really. What&#8217;s worse, is that they seem to be deliberately misinforming their viewership in order to advance the Republican agenda. For Pete&#8217;s sake, study done in 2006 determined that a majority of Fox News viewers believed Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11!</p>
<p>A new NBC/Wall Street Journal poll contained some pretty basic questions about the ongoing health care debate. Interestingly however, it also included a few questions about statements that are known to be false, just to see how many people out there actually believe these falsehoods.</p>
<p>Quoth <a href="http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=1370">News Corpse</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>These are statements that are <strong>known</strong> to be untrue, yet Fox News viewers believe them in overwhelming numbers. It’s bad enough that approximately 40% of MSNBC/CNN viewers believe these myths, but clearly Fox is producing an audience of vastly misinformed, cultural illiterates.</p></blockquote>
<p>Questions dealt with whether the Obama administration&#8217;s health care reforms will:</p>
<ul>
<li>give coverage to illegal immigrants (it won&#8217;t, in fact there is language in the bill that specifically denies coverage to undocumented immigrants),</li>
<li>will lead to a government take-over (I wish, but it&#8217;s simply not the case),</li>
<li>has provisions to use taxpayer money to pay for abortions (it doesn&#8217;t; I have no idea where this horseshit came from, there&#8217;s NOTHING in the bill about paying for abortions).</li>
</ul>
<p>Overwhelmingly, Fox News viewers believed these items that are <strong>verifiably untrue</strong>. A disappointing number of CNN &amp; MSNBC viewers believed them as well, which shows that Fox News doesn&#8217;t have the market cornered on conservative misinformation in the media.</p>
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