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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1731/random-internet-wisdom-140</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Government works for the people or it works for business and industry. It can’t serve both. It can only serve one and regulate the other. I’d prefer government to serve my needs and to regulate industry rather than the other way around.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Government works for the people or it works for business and industry. It can’t serve both. It can only <em>serve</em> one and <em>regulate</em> the other. I’d prefer government to serve my needs and to regulate industry rather than the other way around.</p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1729/random-internet-wisdom-139</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Internet Wisdom]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this in the comments section of an article on the Tea Party movement. I am a conservative. I believe in: Conserving the environment Conserving a woman&#8217;s right to choose Conserving the quality of life for the middle class Conserving the rights of all people to live the life they choose with whom they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this in the comments section of an article on the Tea Party movement.</p>
<blockquote><p>I am a conservative. I believe in:<br />
Conserving the environment<br />
Conserving a woman&#8217;s right to choose<br />
Conserving the quality of life for the middle class<br />
Conserving the rights of all people to live the life they choose with whom they choose in the way they choose<br />
Conserving your right to believe in God and my right to deny god<br />
Conserving my right to pursue a long and healthy life<br />
Conserving the infrastructure that made this nation great.<br />
I believe in paying my taxes, all of them.<br />
I do not believe in loopholes, corporations having the rights of individual humans, congress having more access to health care than the poorest of the poor<br />
Because I am a conservative.<br />
Tea Party &#8220;conservatism&#8221; is not conservative; it is reactionary and racist.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1720/random-internet-wisdom-138</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Internet Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interesting]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pornography]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[When faced with criticism that one's art is pornographic,] no one ever defends pornography. They argue that their art is not pornography without questioning the assertion that pornography is intrinsically bad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[When faced with criticism that one's art is pornographic,] no one ever defends pornography. They argue that their art is not pornography without questioning the assertion that pornography is intrinsically bad.</p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1706/random-internet-wisdom-137</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Internet Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assholes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a good thing there isn&#8217;t a commandment in the Decalogue that simply says &#8220;Don&#8217;t Be an Asshole,&#8221; because a lot of American Christians would be in trouble right about now. And before you waste time sending me an email to say &#8220;I&#8217;m a Christian and we&#8217;re not all like that,&#8221; first write an email [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a good thing there isn&#8217;t a commandment in the Decalogue that simply says &#8220;Don&#8217;t Be an Asshole,&#8221; because a lot of American Christians would be in trouble right about now. And before you waste time sending me an email to say &#8220;I&#8217;m a Christian and we&#8217;re not all like that,&#8221; first write an email to a Christian you know who <em>is</em> like that.</p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1689/random-internet-wisdom-136</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Internet Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interesting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The God of Abraham is one of the most twisted, hate filled, evil literary characters ever. He kills babies, promotes incest, rape, genocide and slavery, wipes out families to test individuals, demands sacrifices, needs constant praise, and periodically destroys the bulk of humanity. Yet we’re always told how loving and fatherly he is&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The God of Abraham is one of the most twisted, hate filled, evil literary characters ever. He kills babies, promotes incest, rape, genocide and slavery, wipes out families to test individuals, demands sacrifices, needs constant praise, and periodically destroys the bulk of humanity. Yet we’re always told how loving and fatherly he is&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1687/random-internet-wisdom-135</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honestly, is there anything more amusing than watching the GOP Noise Machine lecture people about accuracy and treating people fairly?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly, is there anything more amusing than watching the GOP Noise Machine lecture people about accuracy and treating people fairly? </p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1683/random-internet-wisdom-134</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Internet Wisdom]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I consider President Obama to be in the situation of having inherited a burning apartment building. He proceeded to gather all the available fire trucks and douse the fires in half the floors. Yet his critics complain that the other floors are still on fire. Even worse, those critics are the ones who started the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I consider President Obama to be in the situation of having inherited a burning apartment building. He proceeded to gather all the available fire trucks and douse the fires in half the floors. Yet his critics complain that the other floors are still on fire. Even worse, those critics are the ones who started the fire. And they want to withdraw the fire trucks.&#8221; — economist <a href="http://www.epi.org/publications/entry/the_safety_net_and_the_recession/">Larry Mishell</a></p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1680/random-internet-wisdom-133</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Internet Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interesting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9/11]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, the trauma of 9/11 made some on the left go a little nuts. It also made a lot of folks on the right go nuts in different ways, and eight years later we&#8217;re still stuck in two wars as a result. But the whole Obama &#8220;birther&#8221; thing is a different kettle of fish insofar [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, the trauma of 9/11 made some on the left go a little nuts. It also made a lot of folks on the right go nuts in different ways, and eight years later we&#8217;re still stuck in two wars as a result. But the whole Obama &#8220;birther&#8221; thing is a different kettle of fish insofar as the only &#8220;trauma&#8221; these people seem to have suffered is living to see the day a black man got elected President.</p>
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		<title>Random Internet Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1677/random-internet-wisdom-132</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[acorn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The US government defunds ACORN, but not Blackwater. I guess that&#8217;s what ACORN gets for helping brown people instead of killing them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The US government defunds ACORN, but not Blackwater. I guess that&#8217;s what ACORN gets for <em>helping</em> brown people instead of <em>killing</em> them.</p>
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		<title>Random, sad Internet wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.pauld.net/blog/1664/random-sad-internet-wisdom</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re paying for part of Congressman Joe Wilson&#8217;s health insurance.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re paying for part of Congressman Joe Wilson&#8217;s health insurance.</p>
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