1. Wingnut writes book alleging that Muslim groups are trying to infiltrate Congress and the White House with “intern spies.”
2. Wingnut publishing house publishes the book.
3. Wingnut congresspersons get copies of the book.
4. Wingnut congresspersons send official request for investigation to Sergeant-at-Arms.

What’s next? An official investigation into the presence of pod people in the halls of Congress? How about lizard men from the center of the Earth?

I mean, why not? As long as we’re entertaining fucking stupid-ass conspiracy theories…

Pulling The Trigger | Talking Points Memo

UPDATE: Okay, it appears they have NOT actually submitted a formal request. Why not?! What are they waiting for? What about the horrible national security threat we face from the swarthy, bearded Muslim hordes?

btch, plz…